that's the way i like it... ABSURD

Parker: I'm mad at you, you know.
Andrew: That's the way I like it.
Parker: Pardon?
Andrew: I said I've got a locket.
Parker: Oh? What's that got to do with anything?
Andrew: Everything.
Parker: To do with anything?
Andrew: Exactly.
Parker: I see... But I'm still mad at you, you know.
Andrew: I know you're mad, but I didn't know you were British.
Parker: I'm not.
Andrew: I knew it!
Parker: Knew what?
Andrew: You're not British.
Parker: I'm not? Then why do I talk like this?
Andrew: I don't know, you're crazy!
Parker: (jumps up)
Andrew: Do you have something you want to say to me?
Parker: (sniffs Andrew) You smell like babies... Do you have something to say to me?
Andrew: Yes... I'm a werewolf.
Parker: Well that's a relief.
Andrew: Why?
Parker: I like cats.
Andrew: Oh good, me too... Which reminds me... I ate your cat.
Parker: Jelly Bean?!?
Andrew: No, the other one... With the ears and the tail...
Parker: I only have the one.
Andrew: Oh, then it must have been that one.
Parker: Well, now I'm mad again!
Andrew: That's the way I like it.