8.18.2009

limricks for the morbid

I. There once was a age-ed vampire
Whose end happened to transpire
When the villagers came
With torches of flame
And burned him up in a fire.


II. There once was a man named Hannibal
Whose predicament was quite understandable:
People would faint
At whatever he ate
Because he was a cannibal.


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